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Irony

June 26, 2009 by Shannah  
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irony

So back a year and half ago Munchkin was driving me BANANAS with his inability to entertain himself for even 13 seconds. On someone else’s advice (sorry, can’t remember who you were, but Cruise bless you) I stalked Craigslist for a few weeks looking for the obligatory train table with some track and trains. Most of the entries looked something like this:

Train table with Thomas the Tank Engine trains. Trains include regular Thomas, Birthday Thomas, 2 Percys, Toby, Edward and coal tender, 2 James’ with coal tenders, Emily and coal tender, Molly, Rosey, Sodor Chicken Cars, Sodor dairy cars, Cranky the Crane, the Breakdown Train, Aquarium Cars, Giggling Troublesome Trucks, Musical Caboose, Annie & Clarabelle, Express coaches, Hector, Diesel 10, Hank and coal tender, Might Mack, Tidmouth Sheds roundhouse, Quarry Mine Tunnel…..and on and on and on.

I remember reading all that thinking, “Good GRIEF, people!”

So a listing for the perfect train table appeared one day for $100 and included about 80 miles of track and a handful of trains. I called the woman, told her I would PayPal her the $100 and kiss her on the mouth if she would promise not to sell it to anyone until I got there. She agreed.

We got it home that night and Munchkin went into a train-induced trance that he has yet to come out of it. Best damn $100 I’ve EVER spent, hands down.

Here is where the irony comes in. That night while DH and I were settling in, I announced, “We are NOT going to go crazy and buy every Thomas train available. That is just RIDICULOUS. I mean, NO child needs all those trains. We can get him Thomas and MAYBE Percy for his birthday, but we are NOT getting any more than that. He will be perfectly fine with a couple of trains and he can pretend he has the rest. I mean it’s SOOOO much better for his imagination and will teach him to appreciate what he has and blah blah blah blah.” I think I also said something about national security and the downfall of society, etc. Oh, I wish you could have HEARD the sanctimonious tone with which I proclaimed all of that.

May 27, 2009 – 53 trains and counting.

So much for single-handedly halting the downfall of society.

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I create fun and colorful flashcards for children. When you do that long enough, you begin to see the world as a series of flashcards. Sometimes they are funny. Sometimes they are warm and fuzzy. Sometimes they are mildly innappropriate.   Come see the snark at The Flashcard Zoo Blog.



Shannah

I used to be an opera singer living it up in NYC. Now I am a SAHM in Dallas starting a business making amazing custom flashcards for preschoolers. I decided I would rather sing in my shower and have a home business than sing in an opera house 1000 miles away from my family. My sugar-daddy is a computer consultant. I gave birth to Munchkin 1.0 in July of 2005 in less than 3 hours with no meds. WOOHOO! It's my claim to fame. AND I taught my husband to squeegy the glass after every shower with no pain meds...although it took longer than 3 hours and was much more painful. I don't really care for cats...they're too moody and I don't like that much competition. (There is only room for one diva in this house.) I like dogs as long as their bark sounds like "WOOF" and not "yip". I hate wearing make-up and only do so when I am auditioning or otherwise need to impress people who might give me money. I cook a full breakfast every morning complete with pancakes or waffles or French toast with sausage or bacon and eggs...all organic, of course. I'm weird that way. OH, and I also live in the cul-de-sac, which is French for "the house with the huge backyard".


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2 Comments on "Irony"

  1. Andrea on Fri, 26th Jun 2009 6:00 pm 

    I totally understand! I never though I’d buy all those trains either. Now we can’t go past the Thomas aisle at Target EVER or else I have whiney, begging kids. :)

  2. Stephanie on Sat, 27th Jun 2009 9:05 pm 

    Oh, this is so my life! Just when I think we have EVERY Thomas train on the market my son informs me otherwise. My husband comes home with them from time to time and I just cringe because they are not cheap. His thinking is that it’s an investment and we will be saving them for our kid’s kids. Sure hope we have grandsons!

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